Please

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a b o u t
Pretend I don't exist.

queenofdorite:

phawxx:

I love calling people nerds even though I’m the actual fucking nerd.

"I fuckin hate nerds" I whisper as i walk around a convention in full cosplay

" Claiming there is no other life in the universe is like scooping up some water, looking at the cup and claiming there are no whales in the ocean. "
- Neil deGrasse Tyson in response to “Aliens can’t exist because we haven’t found them yet” (via we-are-star-stuff)

(Source: unusual-entities)

demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

Me: If I were to rearrange the alphabet
Person: Oh god not this one again
Me: I'd rearrange pqrs to be spqr because Rome rules
Person: What

roachpatrol:

kenaabik:

So I see this

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and all I can think is 

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this

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ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

(Source: hashtaglmao)