Please

{ safe and sound sing memories theme }

a b o u t
Pretend I don't exist.

licensetocannibalize:

imaginewillgrahamcracker:

Imagine Will Graham being sick and wanting his significant other to come over and care for him.

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avantgauche:

caseyanthonyofficial:

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

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themusingsofateenagegirl:

I don’t hate Beliebers
I don’t hate Directioners
I don’t hate Whovians
I don’t hate Sherlockians
I don’t hate Potterheads
I don’t hate Twihards

I hate people who are rude
I hate people who send death threats
I hate people who defend what they love even when it’s done wrong
I hate people who aren’t nice

I don’t hate fandoms
I hate rude people, even if they are from my own fandom

#eattherude

angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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tawnks:

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it

murder-family-values:

mysticaljew:

i wanna s ur d ;) ((steal your dog)) 

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(Source: mysticaljew)